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Fuck No Jezebel: soultired: fucknojezebel: Reader submission: Two requests: could you...

soultired:

fucknojezebel:

Reader submission:

Two requests: could you please include more details on Jezebel posts, for those of us who don’t want to give them clicks, since clicks is what they’re going for anyway? Could you please not use the word “bitch” (at least pejoratively)…

It’s this kind of hypocritical pearl-clutching that made us all start hating Jezebel…

She is a beaut tonight http://t.co/j7EbRBz

In the age of xlerator dryers, a normal hand dryer feels like someone’s just trying to dry your hands by blowing on them

katy perry “peacock”: acceptable to be playing at my desk on my computer speakers? do i care?

mmmm coors light for dinner. doesn’t count as midweek drinking if i replace food with beer, right?

the city lights are extra twinkly tonight :)

Ugh HBO Go is the WORST. Anyone found a browser that actually works reliably with it?

You know you’ve been reading too much Game of Thrones when you catch yourself thinking “Would that I could”

A bug just flew into my eye and now I’m pretty sure there are pieces of dead bug stuck in my mascara. #donewithsummer

i am 10% sunburned and 90% pale. Why do I fail at laying out??